Hairy mess

Why would your Man want to be trekking through the Amazon everytime he is intimate with you? You are gonna end up losing your Man all because you like a Hairy bush LOL Shave it not for him, but for yourself!

Is he Gay or more Gay?

1. We know it's your Husband

                                               2. He's Homosexual.

Panties for Sale!

I'm sure there's alot of freaks out there that will buy perfectly good used underwear when they can steal them. Why not?

1 Minute Man



                             How could you marry a 1 minute man? LOL Wow..just wow! 

Unbelievable..no really


Interesting belly pics


Believe it or not, these women are pregnant.












Speechless. 







5 weeks pregnant. You are NOT showing. I don't even know why you wasted your time posting this picture





Really?

Naughty Confessions

How to catch your man cheating


Wow all that to catch a man cheating?NO trust NO relationship!
This btw is a Teenager.Teens sure aren't what they used to be
That sucks. I guess the millions of ladies who've given birth Vaginal are all "ruined". Idiot.
Perma-swollen? WTF is that?

so you apologize for run on Paragraphs and come back with bad spelling and Grammar. 
You are not sorry.No you actually ARE sorry.
Give your child up for Adoption, seriously.
Demetrius for a girl? What a tard, and did anyone notice how she spelled definitely? SMH ugh..

Confessions

Wow. Not even Baby's daddy, but kids' Fathers. SMH



What a hoe!!!

Are you kidding me?

Basically this chick found a condom in her man's pocket and the rest is explanatory.
Um, he's sexing another chick, you idiot.
Sad thing is, this was a Black woman that posted this.

She was speaking on a thread about Beyonce and what were to happen if her and JayZ broke up. And about having children. Basically this dummy is saying that Dark is bad ..and Light skin is good. Another Black person who has been bamboozled and perpetrating a fraud. SMH.

WTF! You can't be serious.

Ok, now DD is Dear Daughter..and DS is Dear Son. Does this lady seriously have all these kids? I cannot believe this crap. This is truly unreal.

Retarded Baby Names

                        My Opinion?             

What do you think of my new list of Girl names?



                                 What's the 8th choice? These all suck. Yuck!

WTH!!!!!

                                  I just can't believe this was on a BB today 

                   OMG. What the hell are they talking about over there? Gross.

Too Much Damn Information

Fiance is changing his last name
Why would you post your first and last names of yourself and your mate online? A public forum? Are you retarded? No serious have you lost your damn mind!

Unfixable Dilemmas

Where's the option for get a Divorce? 

Awful Grammar


Did she realize how to properly spell "Complete" before she clicked saved on her signature? SMH

Retarded Baby Names Part 2


Dumbest name ever. Yes it does sound ghetto. WTF are you thinking giving a child the name Legend? That's a damn dogs name. What a fool.

TMDI-Too Much Damn Information

Occasionally we have Moms on Babycenter, that feel the need to give us way too much information.
This was at the bottom of a post as a Signature. Get this, nobody gives a F how you gave birth. No one cares but you. Keep that sh*t to yourself. Please. No one wants to see that crap everytime you post.




This next one was NOT on a BB.


If I wanted to read about your nasty,disgusting mucus plug I would've gone to your BB. Keep that nasty sh*t to yourself!

Threads I purposely avoid *insert eyes rolling*

Sex.Anything having to do with sex.These ladies are a  bunch of freaks. Literally.
  
                                  "Sex Question.Maybe TMI"














"Asked to write a "What if you were a Slave owner..."


Oh and the ever so popular: "It's A...." threads


It's a Girl or Boy
















No one knows you and no one cares! But you of course. And to think you created a new account just to announce it. No one gives a crap about the sex of your baby. Shut up already

Dummie Alert

Okay ladies on Babycenter, if you're going to make a point. Make sure it's an educated one. Check this out.

You are an uneducated Ass. Puerto Rico isn't a country. What are they teaching you in Trinidad?(Where apparently she's from based on her user name) And she responds to a poster that caught her error and still acts like she said nothing wrong. You are a Dummy. Go open a Geography book or get on Wikipedia and research before you make assanine comments like the ones you made above. You win Dummy of the week award for life.

Retarded Baby Names

What do you think of the name "Peach"?

Peach? *facepalm* WTF? Are you serious? I hope not. 
Do us all a favor and put your baby up for Adoption. Now. 


                           Baby name rant!

WTF do you expect? This chick is mad at people mispronouncing her child's dumb,idiotic,odd,unusual name.Yes it is unheard of. I have never met an Otto.Ever and I don't think I ever will. What the hell do you expect? It's an old stupid name that no one is ever going to pronounce "correctly" because according to you, you think everyone should pronounce everything just like you. NOT! Next time give your kid a normal name with an easy pronunciation you Ass!

What do you think of the name Lotus? 

Ummm,Hell no! These regular people really think they're Celebrities with these far out names. Awful. Just awful.