SMH!
No Common Sense= Comedy
Sad thing is, this was a Black woman that posted this.
WTF! You can't be serious.
Ok, now DD is Dear Daughter..and DS is Dear Son. Does this lady seriously have all these kids? I cannot believe this crap. This is truly unreal.
WTH!!!!!
I just can't believe this was on a BB today
OMG. What the hell are they talking about over there? Gross.
Too Much Damn Information
Fiance is changing his last name
Why would you post your first and last names of yourself and your mate online? A public forum? Are you retarded? No serious have you lost your damn mind!
Awful Grammar
Retarded Baby Names Part 2
Dumbest name ever. Yes it does sound ghetto. WTF are you thinking giving a child the name Legend? That's a damn dogs name. What a fool.
TMDI-Too Much Damn Information
Occasionally we have Moms on Babycenter, that feel the need to give us way too much information.
This was at the bottom of a post as a Signature. Get this, nobody gives a F how you gave birth. No one cares but you. Keep that sh*t to yourself. Please. No one wants to see that crap everytime you post.
This next one was NOT on a BB.
This next one was NOT on a BB.
If I wanted to read about your nasty,disgusting mucus plug I would've gone to your BB. Keep that nasty sh*t to yourself!
Threads I purposely avoid *insert eyes rolling*
Sex.Anything having to do with sex.These ladies are a bunch of freaks. Literally.
"Sex Question.Maybe TMI"
"Asked to write a "What if you were a Slave owner..."
Oh and the ever so popular: "It's A...." threads
It's a Girl or Boy
No one knows you and no one cares! But you of course. And to think you created a new account just to announce it. No one gives a crap about the sex of your baby. Shut up already
Dummie Alert
Okay ladies on Babycenter, if you're going to make a point. Make sure it's an educated one. Check this out.
You are an uneducated Ass. Puerto Rico isn't a country. What are they teaching you in Trinidad?(Where apparently she's from based on her user name) And she responds to a poster that caught her error and still acts like she said nothing wrong. You are a Dummy. Go open a Geography book or get on Wikipedia and research before you make assanine comments like the ones you made above. You win Dummy of the week award for life.
Retarded Baby Names
What do you think of the name "Peach"?
Peach? *facepalm* WTF? Are you serious? I hope not.
Do us all a favor and put your baby up for Adoption. Now.
Baby name rant!
WTF do you expect? This chick is mad at people mispronouncing her child's dumb,idiotic,odd,unusual name.Yes it is unheard of. I have never met an Otto.Ever and I don't think I ever will. What the hell do you expect? It's an old stupid name that no one is ever going to pronounce "correctly" because according to you, you think everyone should pronounce everything just like you. NOT! Next time give your kid a normal name with an easy pronunciation you Ass!
What do you think of the name Lotus?
Inappropriate Avatar Pics
I don't understand how these ladies think any of these pics are appropriate for a Mommy message board. Seriously delusional.
This is not Porn Babycenter. We don't wanna see your damn boobs!
Yes it is what it looks like therefore I had to edit this disgusting picture. If I want to see a Cooch, I have one. They try to say that there is some visual effect on this that tricks the eye. No, this is a Vagina and what the f was this chick thinking using this as her profile pic. What is this Lesbian BabyCenter?
About My Posts
Some ladies are very intelligent but majority are dumb as hell and shouldn't be allowed to procreate.Then you have the "Cliques". Just like on BBs(Birth Boards) where they have their own little acronyms that no one else knows but them like:
Dumb comments from BBC
When did you know you were pregnant?
No you didn't. Stop lying. You knew the day after. Your baby wasn't even a baby a day after,smh.
No you didn't. Stop lying. You knew the day after. Your baby wasn't even a baby a day after,smh.
Idiot Of The Day
What do you think of Dark-Skinned women getting bright colors in their hair?
Then she has the audacity to respond to a poster with this crap.I'm wondering if the poster is as dumb as she sounds.I think she is.Somehow I think she thinks she's superior to Dark-skinned people. I think not and I have surely seen a hell of alot prettier.Fresh off the boat Africans?WTF?There are planes you freakin' idiot.Dumbest thing I've read all day.Tell me ,look at her pic in my screenshots,does she look all that light skinned to you?I don't think so at all.
And look at this post she posted later:
Bitch,you worried about somebody else's hair?You need to be going to school and learning how to speak and write Proper English if you're going to post this idiocy.In fact, don't post it again.Dummy.Unfortunately that was all she had to say before the thread died.Trust if it is livened again,I'm sure she'll give me more to post.For this post you get the Prenatal face palm unidentified Babycenter user.I feel sorry for your child.SMH,I hope it comes out Dark Chocolate cause whether you think so or not all shades of Black are Beautiful.
And look at this post she posted later:
Bitch,you worried about somebody else's hair?You need to be going to school and learning how to speak and write Proper English if you're going to post this idiocy.In fact, don't post it again.Dummy.Unfortunately that was all she had to say before the thread died.Trust if it is livened again,I'm sure she'll give me more to post.For this post you get the Prenatal face palm unidentified Babycenter user.I feel sorry for your child.SMH,I hope it comes out Dark Chocolate cause whether you think so or not all shades of Black are Beautiful.
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